CORRECTION: The minimum recruiting age is not two years-old, any gay behavior spotted in those younger than 30 months may be 'the work of Satan'
| Video Content of the official Homosexual Agenda response to State Rep. Sally Kern |
BBSNews 2008-03-14 -- We regret that we left out critical information regarding Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern in our previous reporting and we deeply apologize for any error or omission on our part, one of the hardest things an editor must do is issue a correction and apology.
We have learned from a full-time official representative of the Gay Agenda, that the minimum recruitment age that both Sally Kern referred to and that we ran with in our reporting was incorrect. The un-named official quoted from his official copy of the Homosexual Agenda the true facts of the ongoing recruiting drive, and the following is a complete transcript of the video that has been released to clear up the confusion:
"This is a video response to Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern, who made the news this week when she was quoted as having said that gays are a greater threat to the United States of America than terrorists."And of course, she is correct. We are the greatest threat to the United States of America, and and we're the greatest threat that there ever has been, let's face it.
"Um, between fashionable clothing selections, and um, you know, tasteful interior decorating, And uh, ooh, great music. I mean, what else would happen? Naturally gays are a threat to the United States of America.
"So, it's important that we make sure, uh, that we elect politicians who deal with reality, who stay in the real world and realize what a serious threat homosexuals are.
"Um, I happen to know about this, just because I am a homosexual and I'm employed by the Homosexual Agenda full time. And what I do is in the evenings, once it's dark out, uh, I work with a crew.
"We go out and we cover playgrounds, and nursery school and kindergarten playgrounds especially, but public parks as well. Um, and elementary and middle schools of course - [And what we do is cover them] with homosexual cooties so that we can recruit young children into the gay lifestyle.
"And of course, uh, Representative Kern did make mention of this when she made her presentation recently. And she mentioned that homosexuals were recruiting children as young as 2 years-old. Now, that is one thing I did want to make a correction on.
"Because in fact, I checked in my copy of the Homosexual Agenda, and presently we're not recruiting children any younger than 30 months, which is 2 and a half years-old. So uh, if she knows of any gay children who are under 2 and a half years-old, Um, that could be some sort of a uh, spontaneous thing that occurred on its own.
"Maybe Satan worked directly on these children. But as far as our professional recruitment operation goes at the Homosexual Agenda, um, were, were, we're not accepting children unless they're at least 2 and a half years-old."
BBSNews was not able to look at the copy of the Homosexual Agenda that the un-named official quoted from, but we are actively seeking another copy. We recently received word that there is one very dog-eared and slightly soiled copy to be had; it is currently propping up the washroom sink in the men's bathroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport...